Liam Payne made 2013 his bitch
fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby
i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem
"who is ur fav in one direction?"
"who is ur celeb crush?"
"what is ur lucky number?"
"whats ur fav color?"
straight boys must be killed
hot straight boys :’(
I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me
im alive but only ironically
i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]